Fashion will not leave behind law enforcement wannabes or fans.
Everyone in law enforcement knows a “wannabe.” A wannabe is someone who wants to be in law enforcement, but for some reason (usually mental) they will never pass the tests. Then there are “fans” – people who watch all of the crime-related television series, talk show hosts, and read the books because they are “interested in crime stuff.”
Law enforcement wannabes and fans can take it one step further to show their love for crime . Law enforcement – inspired shoes and purses are available for that special lady who wants everyone to know how much they love guns, grenades, and brass knuckles.
These items should never be worn in the airport, and probably not in public … some people get really weird about that. But you could wear these to parade around in private. And that’s another article altogether.
(All photos listed as public domain, thus with permission)
Another way to die
This $15.00 “3D Leather Pistol Gun Imprint Bag Unique Pretty Black Purse” does not actually carry a weapon; but as you can see, you can pretend all day. “Leaving you with confidence” according to the seller, “people feel more secure.” Good luck with that. Learn more HERE.
Brass knuckle boots
These heels are a cross between a time when we dressed snazzy in public and a weapon of mass destruction. This “Brass Knuckle Inspired Heel” can be found on exotichighheel.com for $46.99. The heel measures 5.5”.
Glitter n Guns
These 7” beauties ( with 31/4″ “Gold Chrome Platform” )say it all: I love guns. I love glitter. I love to be questioned by the FBI. $87.95. MORE INFORMATION
Black tommygun purse
You can find everything on Ebay! This accessory features a sling strap. Great for gangster parties (unless it’s on St. Valentine’s Day), display of you are not to be bothered while at Starbucks, or showing off in the Border Patrol holding cell. $15.00 Info HERE
The Cowgirl Way
A German designer came up with a dual concept: how to embrace a love for hooved beasts and show your support of the NRA. The hair and hooves are real. The guns are not. Ride ‘em, cowgirl. Price unknown. More HERE.
Jungle boots for women of class
Who says a girl cannot use weapons and the military as fashion accessories? What a deal for a weapon, ammo, footwear, and hiding in the jungle unseen at $70.00. ORDER HERE
Automatic weapon purse
“The Persuader” is not just an alluring handbag; the “handy cell phone compartment” is in “the clip.” You can also keep your attorney’s number here for when you end up in a Bangladesh prison because you decided to travel, internationally, in style. “Interlocking laser-cut leather with no stitching … old-world craftsmanship and high technology.” Currently it is out of stock, so you will have to wait … while writing letters home from your cell.
Clear shoe, (not) hidden compartment
These heels feature a slot opening on the side of the platform sidewall and an accessible insole. They carry spiders, spare ammo, and allow tips to be inserted through the slots and retrieved from the heel after stepping offstage (which is another story). Price unknown. Info HERE.
Guns & Ammo Boot
Yet another reason to be slam-dunked into the floor at the airport, the movie theatre, or your nearest police station. Probably worn by the girls who wear black bras and G-strings while shooting M16s on someone’s farmland in those homemade videos. $129.99 INFO HERE.