On September 11, 2014 James Wiener D.D.S. published a video on YouTube which included his dental office and people acting as dental staff dancing with him. It was supposed to be a pilot made for TV. The original video as of today has 70,605 hits. Dentist James Wiener also sings under another name, Jimmie Lee – The Jersey Outlaw. Wiener practices dentistry in Audubon, Haddonfield, and Marlton New Jersey.
YouTube characters Ethan and Hila decided to make a video commentary on Wiener’s TV pilot after getting contacted by an actual patient of Dr. Wiener’s. The patient also wrote that Dr. Wiener hands out his music on CD’s to patients after their appointments. Hila and Ethan wear red winter hats on camera and a ledge with pictures is behind them. On the ledge there is an puzzling picture that looks like a child colored with the words “I enjoy drinking beer” written in crayon on the hat of the person they drew.
The video is funny to watch. It was posted it up on YouTube two days ago. “One Fricked Up Dentist” already has over 178,000 views. The F-bomb is dropped quite frequently throughout the video by Ethan. They re-titled their commentary video similarly but more politely from the original one made by Wiener. One memorable line in the dentist’s movie occurs when a rather large male patient says he is “as hard as jeopardy” when an assistant named Natalie with her cleavage exposed is about to leave the room. The jacket she is wearing has the name Shweta Verma D.D.S. embroidered on it even thought she is supposed to be an assistant. In the original video the dentist made, the patient comes in to the front desk and says he needs an hour for an appointment. That is what a dentist would say and not a patient. Patients don’t know how long of an appointment they will need. Hila and Ethan stop the film and comment between the dialog.
Hila comments in a very soft voice “Gross. Did this turn into porn all the sudden?”
Ethan replies “It seems like it and it has the similar production quality.”
A man walks in to the waiting room in the dental office with a boom box playing music and sits down next to a man in a suit. The man in the suit says “Why does the gay guy always gotta sit next to me?”
Ethan comments “Oh he’s a gay guy. That’s why he is acting like that. That explains his behavior.”
Hila replies “I didn’t get that.”
“Yeah that’s why he is so flamboyant and loud and obnoxious because he’s gay” Ethan stated.
A lady in the dentist’s TV pilot gets up to leave the waiting room at that point and drops another F-bomb on the way out the door.
Ethan adds his opinion. “Oh, just ’cause that gay guy’s in the lobby? This is one f’—d up dentist. Allowing gay people in here. This is insane.”
The man with the boom box was just in the bar scene right before this and sitting near the man in the suit in the bar like they are friends, but suddenly the man in the suit is not okay with sitting next to him? That does not make any sense.
Another older female patient in the waiting room in the TV pilot asks the patient with the boom box “Are you a guy or a girl? I don’t know.” She also exits the waiting room. His fashion sense does not say gay man. Every article of clothing he is wearing is outdated.
“Are you a guy or a girl? Come on. Come on guys” Ethan comments after watching this and adds “Come on dentists why do you gotta be so f—d up?”
Dentist Wiener comes in and the patient asks “Who are you?” Dr. Wiener answers “I am the doctor.”
Ethan then comments “You ain’t no doctor. You are an f-ing dentist. You are not even a dentist you are a Dennis as far as I’m know. I am sick of dentists saying they are doctors. That is bulls–. I am sick of doctors saying they are doctors, to be frank. I don’t trust any of them.”
The patient in the movie says “I don’t want the doctor. I want the broad.”
Dentist Weiner states “Well then we will have a threesome. We will use both hands.”
“Is this a massage parlor?” the patient asks.
“It is a discount massage parlor – self service” the dentist replies. The patient leaves and the dentist says to his newly re-named assistant “I guess now Elaine we will just have to play with each other.”
Ethan interjects his comment “Wifey alert, careful at home.”
“I told you there’s no wife anymore” adds Hila.
The next scene looks like a dental office break room and dentist Wiener explains to a group of people sitting around a table how he stole a watch from a patient.
“I want to go to this guy’s practice. I want this guy to be my dentist” Ethan remarks.
“He tells his patients to actually go check him out and watch this” Hila comments.
“Hey thanks for coming by. I appreciate ya. Go watch my parody. Go watch my TV pilot where I steal from patients while they’re out. You see this chair you are laying in here. Well I had a big f—ing husky shirtless guy laying in here and he was masturbating. Its funny. Check out that movie” Ethan states.
There is a joke where the receptionist asks a patient for his records and he hands her a 45 rpm record. Ethan comments that it was the only actual set up joke in the TV pilot.
Then some sexual jokes follow. Ethan says he thinks one of them is like a 10 year old joke.
Hila comments “Its a 10 year old in a dad form.”
“Sexualized. A child’s joke in a grown man’s form” Ethan adds.
“Its the worst thing ever” Hila says.
The video ends with more sexual jokes which could make some female patients uncomfortable seeing this dentist after watching this.