Kate Middleton appears to have one chaotic life, as just one day’s worth of headlines has her doing some things that sound ludicrous. The Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant, upset, a bit jealous and taking a trip down memory lane with Prince William while demanding he grow some hair with the help of science! Her grandmother-in-law, the Queen, is right behind her urging William to get some hair, so say the headlines.
It really doesn’t make much sense when these reports are all pulled together and many don’t make much sense all by themselves. From the looks of the headlines today Kate is rumored once again to be pregnant with twins, according to Parent Herald on n February 20. This means she’s probably queasy, making that first cup of tea in the morning a bit rough going down, if you want to listen to the rumors. This one is getting so old!
Kate is biting her tongue about how furious she is at the display of “out of control spending” put on by Prince William’s two cousins, which is reported by Celeb Dirty Laundry. This can’t get any better when she heads to her own closet to dress for the day only to be reminded of her tendency to recycle clothes.
At one point during the day she’s bound to notice the good advice sent to her via the tabloids: “DR MAX THE MIND DOCTOR: Please Kate, don’t turn George into a therapy junkie.” That’s a shout-out worth its weight in gold… or not!
This advice to ward off turning George into a “therapy junkie” is something that the Daily Mail is warning her about. She’s probably feeling lucky now that she found this plea in the news. You just couldn’t ask for better advice than a tabloid suggesting how to raise her royal brood!
This plea comes on the heels of Kate saying that there is no shame in parents seeking mental health treatment for their children if they need it. She normalized this for people by saying that she and Prince William wouldn’t hesitate to get help for their kids if they ever needed it. Somehow that’s turned into a plea not to turn George into a therapy dependent son!
Then at some point during the day she gets “political,” which apparently didn’t last long. She then heads off for a beauty treatment that her “go-to” makeup artist is about to share with the world. Her discontentment with the royals doesn’t stop with Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie spending all that money on designer clothes, as now her angst hits closer to home, according to another report.
Apparently sometime during the day she strikes up a conversation with her husband. Maybe this happens while the two take a road trip back to William’s former RAF headquarters in Anglesey, as another article reports. This would be the only time in her full day that she would have time to talk with William at length as the headlines have her really busy.
Apparently, Kate, who is still feeling the angst over the flamboyant spending spree of the royal cousins, doesn’t talk, but “demands” her husband grow hair. Yes, it is reported that she “demands” her balding husband get a hair transplant and according to the Celeb Dirty Laundry, she has the Queen backing her up on this.
This road trip has the royal couple headed to Anglesey, to take a walk down memory lane when it comes to “their initial days of marriage.” This is where they lived for three years after their wedding, so it could be a bit romantic. Don’t forget, she’s apparently set the stage for romance by “demanding” that the love of her life start getting hair plugs installed.
Romance aside, the two are in Anglesey for an official event, so why not hammer at the Prince about growing hair as he honors the RAF? Then another report has Kate at the ceremony in her “recycled coat by LK Bennett.” Oh, and while the spending spree of the royal cousins dance in her mind, she’s got on a coat she’s worn before. This has the makings of a headline travesty!
These are just some of the headlines in the news today about the daily life of the Duchess of Cambridge. They sound absolutely ridiculous and chances are there’s not much truth in some of them. Who would be reporting all this news to the tabloids? Really… she makes demands on a hair transplant, she’s mad about the royal cousins’ clothes and now she’s pregnant with twins, or is she even pregnant at all?
Can you imagine reading some of this stuff about yourself? If Kate even looks at the news anymore, she has to have a good sense of humor to get through it. Many would find some of this stuff hurtful and while Kate is a public figure, she still has feelings.