Nobody forgets the girl that got away. That girl is either the reason for your broken heart or the topic of many long, heated fights with your boyfriend, who still can’t seem to get over “her”. Here’s a dirty little secret. It has nothing to do with the fact that she’s got legs a mile high, she’s smart, or that she laughs at all of his jokes. Because they really aren’t that funny. He might tell you that, but that’s not the reason. She’s loveable, huggable, snuggable, snatchable, and you know…that girl, for all the reasons listed below.
So yeah, she got away. But we know her secrets.
1. Wear Perfume- The first tip for smelling like the girl that got away is to wear perfume every day. There is simply no excuse not to. If you can’t wear certain brands because they are too strong, check out the fragrance concoctions from Philosophy. These light, easy to wear scents smell delicious on nearly everyone. If you don’t know which fragrances smell best on you or otherwise have zero experience finding a signature scent, then opt for Chanel No. 5 or anything vanilla. That always works.
2. Be Well-Traveled- A well-traveled girl is always interesting. Just think of all the exotic places she’s been, the people she has seen, the conversations she has had. The mere fact that she has some back story is what makes her unique. You can fake it with this memo, or shall we say tip. Get a fragrance that EXUDES the excitement of journey and destination. Memo fragrances cost a pretty penny, but heck- they’re cheaper than an exotic voyage, or losing the man you love for that matter. The girl that got away smells exactly like the girl that actually (here we go!) got away. As in…see ya, packed up, Bon Voyage, outta here. Check out Barney’s for an exclusive selection of scents from Memo Paris, and get Out of Africa, and go somewhere.
3. Bum Bum Bum Bum…..The girl that got away always has a nice booty. That’s the worst part. You actually have to hear about it, and you know about it, and you can never be his ex who had the perfect cheeks, up until now. Firm up your tush and flaunt your own derriere with Sol De Janeiros’s Bum Bum Cream, on a mission to give you that coveted Brazilian booty. At only $45 a jar, just think how good you’ll look walking away, too. Because if he’s still talking about her arse, you really should leave.
4.Foreo Luna 2- The girl that got away pampers her skin. She has that youthful quality about her that will forever remind him of summer nights and the way she glowed. You need to get that glow back if you want to be remembered as the girl that got away. Many people already own the Clarisonic Cleansing Brush device (myself included)! And I love it. I really do. But the girl that got away, well we actually raided her beauty cabinet, and she has the silicone vibrating device from Foreo that gals of today actually like better, and it’s prettier too. Making an investment is not a small decision, especially at a retail cost of $199.
Never mind the fact that her skin is perfect, now you’ll have to go to Sephora and select a device based on your skin type. But guess what? It’s worth it, because not only will you clean your skin deeper, and remove all the dead skin and makeup that became embedded in your pores, you’ll also become “that girl” who takes care of herself. And that’s attractive. Some might say unforgettable..
Like the girl that got away.